Do any of you know people that you cannot have a normal conversation with? Where you have to remind yourself, that around them, you have to be very un-opinionated? Let me clarify what I am talking about. These people/person will ALWAYS think they are right, when they are soooo wrong, so you limit the topics you talk about, but sometimes, in conversation, important topics like politics, movies, news, celebrity gossip, etc. come up and you can’t help by listen the idiotic views they have on said topic? You can’t get a word in and when you do, they hear what they want and twist everything around, so all you want to do is bang their head against a wall until they beg for mercy and agree to listen to what you have to say so they can hear the whole thought.

I work with those people. All of them. Yesterday a co-worker was talking to me about Rihanna and Chris Brown, in case you live in a cave, Chris Brown “beat the crap” out of Rihanna and there is a pending investigation as to what happened. Pictures were “leaked” and now everyone knows how Rihanna looked after pissing Chris Brown off, ok back to the story. So…we will call him Shaggy (ironic because he is as bald as a baby’s tucus!).  As I walked into my cubical Shaggy asks if I have seen the pics of Rihanna, our convo:

Me: No…(logs on to computer and goggles pics)Ooh my! Yeah I just saw them wow!

Shaggy walks to my cubical: Nasty right? Man Fuck Chris Brown, I hope he gets put in County Jail

Emily: Yeah well, we will see what happens. There have been so many outrageous stories, that I bet the real story is just something so stupid and simple. Wow how embarrassing for her, not only does she have all these crazy rumors, now she has pictures to back it up. (Looks at screen and reads the article)

Shaggy: Emmmm (he can never say Emily)…are you defending Chris Brown?

Me: Whaaat? Now I was just saying tha---

Shaggy: No I see what you are saying. You think that it’s not even true huh? That the pictures are fake?

Me: No I was simply saying that beca---

Shaggy: No no, Rihanna hater! (Walks to his cubical)

Me: Shaggy, I was simply saying that I am sure she wants this whole thing to be over with and now with the pictures relea---

Shaggy: (another co-worker walks by) Cheeks… Emmm is defending Chris Brown

Cheeks: Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa aaaatttt?!!! Milly! (another one with the inability to say Emily)

Me: ((((rolls eyes as Cheeks comes to my cubical)))) Hey Cheeks! No Shaggy is over reacting I was just saying tha---

Cheeks: Oh no! Milly! What he did was wrooong!

Now Shaggy comes over : Don’t waste your time Cheeks, she is so a Rihanna hater.

Me: ****Irritated as hell**** LOOK ALL I WAS SAYING WAS THAT I AM SURE RIHANNA JUST WANTS THIS TO BE OVER AND THE FACT THAT PICTURES WERE RELEASED MAKES IT WORSE FOR THE POOR GIRL. WHAT HE DID IS WRONG…BLACK AND WHITE. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, YOU DO NOT HIT ANYONE, ESPICIALLY...A MAN SHOULD NEVER HIT, PUSH, PINCH, BITE WHATEVER A WOMAN! SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM DEFENDING HIM AND WHAT HE DID.

Cheeks and Shaggy: Wow….

Shaggy: Clam down now Emmm….no need to get all worked up.

Me: [deep sigh, looks at computer screen] well then…